Fiddl’d Foghorn Moms
May 11 / 2009

Fun At The Expense Of My Account

This weekend, I spent a grand total of 119.10 euros. ($161.65). The final result:

  1. a sponkin’ evening with friends and a concert of 65daysofstatic (yay)
  2. a 65dos T-shirt (non-lousy)
  3. apple pie (mom’s special recipe)

Good value?

May 5 / 2009

Chief Of Chiefs

What is this lush beforested metallic landscape that Opeth paints vast and rich before my very ears, delighting with nearly every sample?

April 20 / 2009

XP

Welcome to level n.

What level?

Fuck if I know.

April 17 / 2009

Nuke

I saw a poster this morning for “National Pet Of The Year” elections.

Dear aliens,

Please destroy this planet.

Quickly.

March 15 / 2009

Please Hold

I’ve come to think that an extraordinary ability to be distracted by one’s own rich set of thoughts and imaginings while waiting for something, is not immediately equivalent to patience, but rather, to wasting one’s time.

Perhaps.

February 15 / 2009

Second Bandit

Dndlng Thief II.

Isn’t it funny that I’m downloading a game where one must exert influence on the world to one’s own benefit while remaining in the shadows and attracting as little attention as possible?

February 11 / 2009

PCHHHHHHH-

The noise is gone.

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Again.

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Yay.

February 10 / 2009

I Imagine You Can Tell I Have Read Catch-22 And Would Prefer To Be Thought Of One Who Is Able To Properly Abstract Away The Specifics Of The Title And Apply The General Concept To Other Situations That May Or May Not Happen And Occur Inadvertently

HYPER-IRONY GO!

January 29 / 2009

Zo Bedacht Ik Mij Plots

Mag je bij 2 voor 12 op Wikipedia?

January 17 / 2009

Plop

The spotling has landed!

It is the dawn of 777 good years for mankind; I’m absolutely sure of it.

Drinks are on me!

January 16 / 2009

A Way Of Looking At Things

An insight escapes me like a breath of 10% ABV, but I’m sure the next sip will bring it back. Relieved to be hated without insult. Upright and straight, I tire myself of the world over tea.

January 8 / 2009

Old Man On The Back Porch, Old Man On The Back Porch

Wist je dat ik soms zo moe wordt van gaan en doen dat ik mezelf heel erg oud voel?

Ik moet zeker honderden en duizenden jaren oud worden, want anders klopt het gewoon niet. Als ik in totaal slechts een jaar of 80, misschien 90, zou hebben, dan moet dat wel volkomen nonsens zijn en zou ik er niet meer aan willen meewerken.


Did you know that sometimes all the make & do leaves me feeling very, very old?

Surely I must go on living at least hundreds and thousands of years, otherwise it’s just not right. If all I had was a mere 80 to 90 years, that would be complete nonsense and I’d refuse to go along with it.

December 21 / 2008

That’s what I mean, that’s not what I mean

Gotta shout so much to be heard.

Makes my “throat” hurt and tired.

December 20 / 2008

Irony

Why, can someone please explain to me, are snippets of lyric that somehow hit the the spot always tauntingly part of medium-quality songs? Why do they never dwell in, to your own ear, the best and greatest musical achievements?
I mean, I like The Postal Service, and but I’m not particularly thrilled by the song Clark Gable — although it’s not bad and certainly enjoyable — and yet there is the one bit of text:

I want so badly to believe
That there is truth
That love is rea-eal

That’s something that matches my mind, see.
Srsly. Sup wit dat.

November 15 / 2008

Break!

How about a little nothing.

A little nothing would be good, thx.

Change sheets; buy a new fountain pen (Parker really sucks).

November 11 / 2008

Burn, Bitch

October 26 / 2008

Teachings

You cannot abandon the waves, but you can learn to surf them with interest.

October 25 / 2008

That Won’t Do, Pig

I’m going to need some new applicable music, because what I have doesn’t match my situation because the songs are all about the heart.

October 12 / 2008

Catch 2

I’ve found the two words and their relationship, and clear as today it is that it is the difference between enchantment and trust.

October 11 / 2008

Perspectivity

Gnarck.